About Stocks, Leafs, Kittens and Ads

As i was sitting on the couch, thinking of what to write

I got comfy, made some coffee, dimmed the light.

Then it hit me, like a thug in the dark,

Nobody reads this, no one gives a f*ck.

I am like a falling leaf, or rather like Sachs' stock

Nothing is left but hitting the rocks.

You know what they say, from here its only up

Cheer... Chin... Man  the f*ck up.

This rather inspirational little rhyme

Might even bring me a dime.

If you had patience to read through it

Do not hesitate now, i am sure you can do it.

You can save a life of another

Make your parents proud

Be a good lad ... CLICK on my .***. =]

By not clicking through .***.,

You make this kitty sad!

Obviously i cannot just simply reveal to you what " .***. " refers to.....
Just use your imagination