Girl on Girl Friendship !

Many may wonder to why girls take so much time to get ready.
Following is just one scenario, of what goes through a girl's mind as she is getting ready to hang out with her "girlfriend".

Preface:
"girlfriend" stole this girl's boyfriend, yet for the sake of friendship, they are still "BFFL" 's ......

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Hi, dear friend, how is your life?
I really hope you tripped and placed your face in a bee hive.
You know i love you, and only wish you best
Thats why i hope your boat sinks and you get a faulty life vest.
We are real friends, we are really close
Thats why, please, go party and die from overdose.
You say i hate you? You are wrong.
I am merely laughing, as i place razors in your thong.
You know its all for good laughs and some smiles,
Ow and btw, your clothing is way out of style.
You are a pretty girl, for someone, somewhere
For the rest you are more of a grizzly bear.
I hope you are not mad at me, for saying all that,
Because if you are.... great... ow.. and you are also fat.
We would meet and go to places, always the two of us
Beautiful me, and you, looking like you were hit by a bus.
Make up is not an accessory, but a necessity for you
Girl, you are my BFL and i love you.

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Perspectives.

Women version:


We are sitting in the crowd, yet we are alone
Love is our drug, and we are stoned.
People scream and run around,
We just sit quietly, hearing no sounds.
You look at me and shyly look away
Yet its enough for me to go on through the day.
Just that look makes me want to be your air
My heart is a city, and you are its Mayor.
Being with you, it is all i desire
My blood boils and my heart is on fire.
It's been ages since i felt that way,
When with you, i cannot even find words to say
I was fine before i met you, yet now, i cannot survive a night
I'm like a moth, flying to you, my ever-glowing light.
I know i will burn and i will fall,
What will survive is just my heart, a heart that you stole
Day and night, all i think of is you,
Oh how cliche... but i love you.



Men- friendly Version:



So i fell for this one hot chick
Thinking of ways to get her on my "stick"
I'm not that rich and im not that great
im jsut a dude who wants to get laid
i will find a way to get through defenses
I will make her fall for me, losing her senses
I will get what i want, i will have what i need
I will have that chick, down at my feet.
No one can ever stop me from reaching my goals
I will do my thing no matter what, i will be a dentist and will fill your holes.
For i am the best of what i can be
You are the fish, and i am your sea
You have no say in the matter, girl, you are mine
you lost this battle, you crossed the line
the moment i laid my eyes on you, we both knew
That i am the guy, who will f*ck you.

About Stocks, Leafs, Kittens and Ads

As i was sitting on the couch, thinking of what to write

I got comfy, made some coffee, dimmed the light.

Then it hit me, like a thug in the dark,

Nobody reads this, no one gives a f*ck.

I am like a falling leaf, or rather like Sachs' stock

Nothing is left but hitting the rocks.

You know what they say, from here its only up

Cheer... Chin... Man  the f*ck up.

This rather inspirational little rhyme

Might even bring me a dime.

If you had patience to read through it

Do not hesitate now, i am sure you can do it.

You can save a life of another

Make your parents proud

Be a good lad ... CLICK on my .***. =]

By not clicking through .***.,

You make this kitty sad!

Obviously i cannot just simply reveal to you what " .***. " refers to.....
Just use your imagination

Cell phones affecting our brains!

Today, The Wall Street Journal posted an article regarding the affect of cell phones on our brains. According to the article, brain activity is noticeably higher in the areas of the brain that are close to the cellular antennas. Even though the research proved once again that the brain cells react to the electro-magnetic radiation, it was unable to determine if the affect on our brains harmful or not. Considering millions of people use their cellphones extensively every day, the weight of such researches is tremendous. With evolving technology and constant upgrades to the mobile technology and networks, one can only imagine what would happen if it was proven that cellphones' radiation is harmful to our brains. Full article can be found at http://tinyurl.com/5uxvdj2

Release...

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Hopefully you will enjoy your stay, and i will find something interesting enough to blog about.