Many may wonder to why girls take so much time to get ready.
Following is just one scenario, of what goes through a girl's mind as she is getting ready to hang out with her "girlfriend".
Preface:
"girlfriend" stole this girl's boyfriend, yet for the sake of friendship, they are still "BFFL" 's ......
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Hi, dear friend, how is your life?
I really hope you tripped and placed your face in a bee hive.
You know i love you, and only wish you best
Thats why i hope your boat sinks and you get a faulty life vest.
We are real friends, we are really close
Thats why, please, go party and die from overdose.
You say i hate you? You are wrong.
I am merely laughing, as i place razors in your thong.
You know its all for good laughs and some smiles,
Ow and btw, your clothing is way out of style.
You are a pretty girl, for someone, somewhere
For the rest you are more of a grizzly bear.
I hope you are not mad at me, for saying all that,
Because if you are.... great... ow.. and you are also fat.
We would meet and go to places, always the two of us
Beautiful me, and you, looking like you were hit by a bus.
Make up is not an accessory, but a necessity for you
Girl, you are my BFL and i love you.
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